This is F'ing BRILLIANT!
Six Flags has a new
promotion for Halloween. Simply chow down on a fresh, crunchy hissing Madagascar cockroach and you get to go to the front of the line on every ride!
And, that's not all! If you're brave enough, you get to compete later in the day to beat the current world record for chowing down on those lovely roaches: 36 in one minute!
Is it too late to make my travel arrangements?